Vegas Cabbie

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to
gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a
quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could
just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the
front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers,
his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have
fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out
there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman
thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of
charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride

to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how
much for you to go down on me (oral sex) during the way?" "What?! Get
Out of my cab, you scum."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions, with the same result - getting kicked out of
each taxi.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen
bucks." The businessman said "O.K." and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman
gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.