Blondes In Ohio

As a trucker stops at a stop sign, a blonde pulls up and motions the trucker to roll down his window.

She yells from her car, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops at the next intersection the girl catches up again and this time jumps from car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the next stop sign, the same thing happens: All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the girl backs away, the trucker revs up and races to the next crossroad. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio, and I'm driving the damn SALT TRUCK!"