Man with no legs

A young man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car
accident,he had lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon,
as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him.
Each very sorry for the poor man.


The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so
she gave
him a hug and walked on.


The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so
she gave
him a kiss and walked on.


The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow
said "No". She said "You will be when the tide comes in."