Things real men never say...

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That old broad on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody
6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
8. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. That's wonderful, when will your mother be here and how long can
she stay?
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open
when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn
16. Better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don't look at them
any more
17. I understand.
18. This movie has too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church
20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake
23. I'm pulling over to get directions
24. Here, you take the remote control
25. That bikini is too revealing